What Working Phase Are You At?

Monday, May 18, 2009 · 0 comments

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz ;Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is beautiful, you love your boss, and our government is the best!

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Phase 2

You are listening to pop music. After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

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Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal. This is what happens after about SIX Months!

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Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop.You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

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Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP. After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.Phase5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head. You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today! 

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So, what phase are you in now?…

The Concept as Naked Streets

Thursday, May 14, 2009 · 1 comments

Hey yah!!… Hallyloya…

Today, many European cities are doing away not only with traffic lights, but also sidewalks, curbs, signage and painted markings of any kind. The concept, known as naked streets. The results have been lauded in progressive urban planning circles: the average car speed dropped, as did the number of accidents…. ha… guess what… naked lady on street… 

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Language That’s Remain Stupid

Tuesday, May 12, 2009 · 0 comments

yeah.. right… Please don’t wear this shirt during your next year Mother’s Day..

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The Day Everyone on Earth Will Stand Still

Monday, May 11, 2009 · 0 comments

Old man rule the earth... Epic of Star Trek begin... prepare for a battle by full loaded sh*t
yeah.... come to papa....

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

Thursday, May 7, 2009 · 1 comments

What do you thing about this picture?... this kid really got ball to attempt to take upskirt photos from his mobile phone..



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Weired Signboard But Really Funny

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To Keep The Sacral And the Clean of this temple, so that:

For women who are in coming moon is forbidden to enter the temple.
Is forbidden to climb the building to make dirty the wall of the building.
It is not allowed for having sex, and it is forbidden to enter the temple without sarong.


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Naked Tennis On The Floor

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 · 1 comments

Perhaps the greatest tennis tournament in the world today. It’s rich tradition and “high class elegance” year by year give it an almost awards like feel for the tennis world.
Which is why it’s nothing short of amazing when something like this happens. Not only that, nearly everyone in the background and podcast TV news is laughing.
What a great day that must have been. Here we go!!... It Naked Day's

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Grandma In The House

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yeah right!....
The picture is so tasteful, I would show it to my grandma." ... I've seen the magazine. I knew what I was getting into." .... My fiance' has been a subscriber for a few years now and I read Playboy every month too!... what wrong with it?... nothing wrong right?... yeah... women rules!...

Hollycow What The...!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 · 1 comments
















I know I have said a more than once my previous post about Wedding Breast

“here is the girl with biggest boobs I’ve ever seen”
but after today you will never hear me say that again. This video is definitely the girl with the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ!... how can this women can run over from bad man..

Dump Dumper Dumpest

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Ok guys!... please watch this clip.. they using their head hear for firestarter......


Warning Dont Do This To Sheep

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I’m going to start doing a picture of the week starting today.

So I figured I’d begin this feature with a picture that makes zero sense. Well unless you frequently have sex with sheep, then this directly applies to you.

Imagine what it takes to actually have a town have to put up a sign like that. I mean a sign usually warrants a consistent and abundant amount of activity to go up. Sheep sex is this rampant in that town? Amazing.

Wedding Breast

Monday, May 4, 2009 · 3 comments

Omg!!
I guess the size of wedding dress not big enough for the wide portion of the boobs and the slit may not provide enough support to hold up the weight of both breast. If the cup is not big enough, some breast tissue may spill out.... at least can cover his wife tits...lol...

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