Language That’s Remain Stupid

yeah.. right… Please don’t wear this shirt during your next year Mother’s Day..

Naked Tennis On The Floor

Perhaps the greatest tennis tournament in the world today. It’s rich tradition and “high class elegance” year by year give it an almost awards like feel for the tennis world.
Which is why it’s nothing short of amazing when something like this happens. Not only that, nearly everyone in the background and podcast TV news is laughing.
What a great day that must have been. Here we go!!... It Naked Day's

Wedding Breast

Omg!!
I guess the size of wedding dress not big enough for the wide portion of the boobs and the slit may not provide enough support to hold up the weight of both breast. If the cup is not big enough, some breast tissue may spill out.... at least can cover his wife tits...lol...

Math Problems; 4 Year Old Kid Calls 911 For Help

hahaha... math! math! math! math!... How many of you like math out there? oh.. i really hate math! during high school. But not for this 4 year old kid.. by calls 911 on math problems. That was a stupid action for adult person but for kid..erm... never mind only a 4 year old kid..
so now i will transform it to adult stupid calls like this....

And the transcription of the phone call here's:

Operator: 911 emergencies.
Adult: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Adult: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Adult: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Adult: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Adult: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Adult: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Adult: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Adult: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Adult: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Adult: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Adult: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Adult: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Adult: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Adult: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Adult: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Adult: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Adult: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

and the original phone call here's:

thanks to june..
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