Today i was fooling by my office friend saying that he will resign from A company. So, i asked "Why you want to resign?" and he reply "No time for me". After that he show me his resignation letter look like this:
Dear Boss,
You know why I want to resign?
Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business is no good. When your business is no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.
You see. Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you, Boss.
So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.
Regards,
Mr.B
ha! Nevermind will gotcha you next time....
